Key detail: he didn’t speak German either.

This house is so loud. (cc: @susitna)

It’s nearly the end of December 26th. I guess it’s safe to assume that no spiky-haired-yuppy-woman bought me a Lexus with a bow? Sad.

So dark so early in BOS

Uncle.

In 2010, total realized comp for CEOs rose 36%. For non-exec employees, the average increase was 2.1%: http://t.co/MkdnF9TQ

One. Last. Chance. http://t.co/SzoMx7F0

Radness: http://t.co/NpHytgB1

Christmas shopping brings out the absolute worst in people.

One day I’ll tell my grandchildren, I was on the Internet when Icanhascheezburger was funny and not riddled with ads and weirdos.